Sunday, February 27, 2011
The Scoop, 
Submitted by: Editor

Original 2011 Oscar Nominees $75,000 Gift Bag

Among the many perks of being an Oscar nominee is being the recipient of a multitude of gift bags brimming with various luxury freebies. 2011's ultra-deluxe “Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee” bag is worth a mere $75,000 each.

In an effort to soften the catastrophic emotional blow of not winning a golden phallus, Distinctive Assets founder Lash Fary has put together a gift bag worth $20,000 more than the average American earns in an entire year ... to be given to spoiled ego-maniacal celebrities who earn more on one six-week movie shoot than most people earn in a lifetime of labor.

The complete list of items in the "Distinctive Assets 2011 Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee" Gift Bag:

  • StemSational Skin Regeneration Serum
  • Body Wrap Sheer Iridesscent fashion-forward shapewear
  • blu Cigs special edition electronic cigarettes
  • Cookies by Joey
  • An all-inclusive stay at the Winvian Luxury Hotel
  • fūl split-level Load Runner duffels
  • earthpawz pet safe + toxic free cleaning products
  • Total Indulgence Skin Trio by LaVigne Organic Skincare
  • Nulo natural & nutritious pet food
  • It’s a 10 Haircare, Chocolatines’ Chocouture Jewelry Box
  • BlacMéra couture tunics/earrings/neckties
  • Kiwaii True Spring Water
  • The Kim Kardashian Signature Watch Collection by The Brissmor Company
  • Huntley Drive Fitness personal training packages
  • MILLIANNA python cuffs
  • complimentary services from The Salon by Maxime
  • Dreams by Neihulé Nail Polish
  • Slimware portion-control plates
  • J. Holly International featuring Mon Platin Natural Dead Sea Mud Pack
  • KimzHollywoodList.com Positive Only Celebrity News
  • XTI Active-Shield 360 and Nano Facemask
  • Leg Luxury hosiery
  • sugar-free low-carb Bonita’s Mixes
  • JulAir odor eliminator
  • R.A.T.S. Atelier men’s apparel
  • Kosanka anti-aging açai beverages
  • Virgin Galactic limited edition sub-orbital space craft scale model
  • Lalo Fitness, 1 month unlimited training sessions with Lalo Fuentes
  • 6-month unlimited Executive Membership to Circuit Works
  • Nozin nasal products
  • Notebook and Persian medallion from Shokoufeh Malekkiani benefiting the United Nations World Food Programme in Iran
  • A $5,000 all-inclusive week-long fitness retreat from Live In Fitness Enterprise, Barradoro VIP Luxury Lifestyle Experience
  • Slimming Act body contouring cream from Dr. Jules Nabet
  • A $12,000 Belize getaway at Cayo Espanto – A Private Island
  • A $16,000 all-inclusive getaway to Huvafen Fushi luxury resort in the Maldives compliments of Premier Tours

Fuck Hollywood. Support artists, not the glitz.

Posted by Editor on 02/27/11 at 03:41 AM •  (0) Comments

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