September
2010
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Brian Ross and Kate McCarthy, ABC News

Happy Birthday Bernie!

Convicted world-class swindling [expletive], Bernie Madoff will celebrate his 71st birthday in prison.

The federal prison system says "handshaking, embracing, and kissing are ordinarily permitted within the bounds of good taste," according to Bureau of Prison regulations.

No conjugal visits are allowed.

Ruth Madoff declined to comment as she left the prison.

Ruth Still Loves Bernie

Posted by Editor on 04/29/09 at 02:59 PM •  (0) Comments

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